Who is Alan Keyes? Alan Keyes is an ultra conservative, ultra right wing*, fundamentalist Christian American politician.
Alan Keyes is a two time Presidential nominee, and has been nominated for a Senate position 3 times (that’s 5 times a failure). He claims to be a compassionate conservative and family man. I got this off his website.
“Dedicated family man. Keyes and his wife Jocelyn have three children: Francis, Maya, and Andrew.”
If he’s so dedicated why has he kicked his daughter out of home and sacked her from her job? Because she has come out of the closet, that is why. Maya, daughter of Alan Keyes, is a lesbian (she is also a blogger).
Keyes reaction to this turn of events is not surprising when you look at his website. You should read it, it is pure champagne comedy or soul destroying conservatism.
“We must end government programs like the family-destroying welfare system and sex-education courses that encourage promiscuity. These programs actually hasten the moral breakdown.”
When your daughter asks, “Mummy, why am I bleeding?” is the wrong time to discuss the birds and the bees. If Alan Keyes had his way, this scene would be played out all across America.
What he has to say about gay rights is just as scary.
“In terms of civil rights discrimination, it is wrong to treat sexual orientation like race, for race is a condition beyond the individual’s control. Sexual orientation, however, involves behavior, especially in response to passion.
If we equate sexual orientation and race, we are saying that sexual behavior is beyond the individual’s control and moral will. We cannot embrace such an understanding of civil rights without denying the human moral capacity, and with it the fitness of human beings for life in a free society.”
It’s difficult to work out exactly what he’s saying here, but I think he has a seriously twisted view of homosexuality. In my opinion, it’s possible for a male to be homosexual and not to, how can I word it, fuck a man up the ass.
The question here is, is the Pope heterosexual? Lets assume the answer is yes. Has he ever had sex with a woman? No! So this proves that sexual orientation has nothing to do with a person’s actions.
His feelings about the UN make me feel giddy.
“Whatever benefits of international cooperation and consultation the United Nations has made possible, it has from its flawed founding been a source of dangerously naive globalist dreams. Some American politicians have been so corrupted by the internationalist ideal that they cannot resist the temptation to elevate the United Nations into a supra-national entity that threatens American sovereignty.
Should this pernicious tendency persist, the United States will have to withdraw from the United Nations, and yet firmly maintain our ongoing international responsibilities as a sovereign nation and world leader.”
Withdraw from the United Nations, what is he on? Withdrawing from the United Nations would be almost suicidal for the US. Creating a giant “us and them” feeling between the rest of the world and America. This guy thinks he has the best interests of the United States at heart?
Alan Keyes needs to remember that the early United States was partially responsible for the SLAVERY, that’s right, SLAVERY of Alan Keyes ancestors. Yes ladies and gentlemen, Alan Keyes is in fact an African American.
*I’m sorry to taint the terms right wing and conservative, a creature such as Alan Keyes is so far to the right that new terms need to be created.
Update: My brother just asked me, how did I find this Alan Keyes? Well the answer turns out to be as interesting as the man himself. I was seeing if the word blogging had two “G”s or three by typing it into google. Word underlines it in red because it is a “new” word. From there I found this article where I found this blogger where I found out about this scumbag.