Steve Irwin is DEAD!

His death has been predicted and falsely reported many times. But this time I checked Wikipedia and it can’t possibly be wrong. He is in fact dead.

Many people throughout the world still refuse to believe he is dead. This is a cause of great frustration to people in the know, like me. I tell people he is dead and they assume I am joking. A friend of mine has also been sending text messages that say the reports of his death are a hoax, further confusing the brains of the ignorant.

The news of Steve Irwin’s tragic demise at the hands of a frenzied and merciless Stingray has literally stopped a nation if not a planet.

The greatest Australian that ever lived is dead! I demand the forth of September become a National public holiday.